I’ve heard Porn causes blindness, but Death?

Nichola Paginton

Porn has been around thousands of years.  No one wants to talk about it, but trillions of you have tried it or been exposed to it.  Its not new, but there’s a new way of discouraging youngsters from experimenting with it.  Tell a boy he’ll get a hairy palm, or go blind will work, and scar the kid, for a while but he’ll eventually learn the truth and go back to ‘business’.  Share with the kid the story of Nichola Paginton and you may have the solution.

Authorities ruled out foul play when they discovered the body of Nichola Paginton after receiving a phone call from her employer.  She had missed a few days at work and had not returned any phone calls.  Police discovered her body in bed, without pants, but with a laptop on top and a personal toy under the blankets. 

Coroners in Gloucestershire ruled that sexual excitement led to an arrhythmia that ultimately killed her.  The movie on her laptop is clearly the most dangerous porn ever created and as such the authorities have refused to release the title.  Release of this video clearly could spell the end of humanity with both men and women being sucked into its spell.  Reminds me of this movie.

I’ve spoken with Nichola and have helped her get settled.  She’s embarrassed beyond belief that this was the way she had to go and is a bit pissed to be honest.  I dont blame her.  She wishes she had both lived longer but also didn’t leave her parents with the burden of all press (me included) and embarrassment.  She realizes that when they arrive they can all have a good laugh about it, but in the meantime she’s keeping her head low even though she’s getting numerous offers for dates.  This last moment was not a proud one for her.

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~ by Syndra on July 11, 2010.

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