Sarah Palin loves her a grizzly, especially mommas. Heeere’s Sarah!

I was sitting on my dock overlooking the River sipping on a warm glass of Little Horn Tequila, my favorite, and I began wondering what it was the the team at Fox opinion hated so much about the current leaders high academics.  Why would they be so vitriol about a team of leaders that all did amazingly well in school?  Some remark that the country would be better off being run by uneducated business owners because thats what the country needs.  Its doesn’t need educated people, just smart people.  Okay.  I can see their point…to a point. 

Sarah Palin will be their next presidential candidate and I couldn’t be any more scared for you all.  I dont really care because I’m living under what amounts to a dictatorship here in Hell, but you all have something serious on your hands.  If you were to take the argument that a business owner would be best to run the country then why would everyone be on Sarah’s team?  She’s never run a business. Strike one I’m afraid.

Sarah Palin definitely is charismatic, but smart?  I know she looks amazing in a one-piece and according to this announcer excelled in academics…

But did she?  Did she excel in academics?  Here is a link to her High School transcripts. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/disgrasian/sarah-palin-below-average_b_133435.html

If your kid was getting grades like these would you be preparing him or her for a chance at being a president or a chance at being a stripper?  “IS THIS A CRACK PIPE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER SARAH?” 

Those are terrible grades.  Terrible!  Still many kids do poorly in high school only to excel in college.  So where did she get into college? 

1.  Matanuska-Susitna College a junior college

2. North Idaho College a community college

3.  Hawaii Pacific University For one semester

4. University of Idaho

One of these she went to twice but I cant keep track of which one.  She went to one for a semester, then flipped to another for a couple, then back to another here and there.  Impossible to follow.  Why hasn’t been answered.  So how did she do the self-labeled “Bookworm”?  Well she wont say.  To be fair here, Joe Biden did poorly in college, well average, and John McCain did terribly, but nobody really likes either of them. 

When interviewed for the U of Idaho’s Alumni mag she said it was her love of writing and journalism that kept her motivated and powered to excel, and yet she wasn’t a member of the University paper and wasn’t published at all at the university.  Not once.  She then did get a job as a sports girl at a small news station where she did some weather.  Had she one eye in the middle of her forehead I’m sure she would have been kicked out on her ass though.  This job was based on her looks.  Hey nothing wrong with a president whose hot though is there?

News and weather girl

Now she is after the Momma Grizzlies and here is where I want you to separate how much you would like her to be at your BBQ and whether or not you would like her to invest your 401K for you.  This is a great looking, and really fun gal who does have common sense….I assume, but would she be able to run your business?  Or any business?  How did she do as Mayor of that tiny town in AK?  How did she do as Gov?  Well average on one and quit the second. 

How can I say this any clearer?  I like her and would like to hang with her, because she is charismatic.  But would I want her running my country?  Hell no.  Here is Sarah for fun on the topic of Momma Grizzlies.

Uhm...okay I'm actually Pro hunting, its mixed messages Im against

 

The notes on the palm of her hand when questions got tough were just too much for me. Imagine her in a negotiation with Benjamin Netanyahu, or the lunatic Mamoud Ahmadinejad.  She couldn’t even tell them where their countries are on a map, much less deal with them.

Sarah sitting on a Momma Grizzly reading from her cheat notes

This video is tough to watch. Fair warning? And its not fair against Sarah as a political candidate, just shooting tame bears, in what used to be a wildlife refuge seems a bit harsh for me.  

Syndra

are you coming…

~ by Syndra on August 2, 2010.

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