Sent to prison for having sex with your husband? It can happen in England

Imagine these are your legs, and they're going to prison.

Caroline Cartwrite of Newcastle England may be sent to prison for up to 12 weeks for getting it on with none other, than her husband.  That’s right, its HER husband and they were having sex in their house, without the aid of any animals or video equipment and yet the authorities are still considering sending her to prison.  How can this be?

When the American stars are video taping themselves having three-ways with pool cleaners, and rock stars and being paid six digit payouts to allow it to be released to the public these two happily married people, were simply having vanilla sex in their house.  What could be the difference?  The difference is Caroline Cartwrite is a screamer. 

The sex is so loud neighbors have complained to authorities for years bringing upon the rabbit-like couple several noise abatement orders of which all of them have been ignored and violated.  A woman walking her child to school in the morning was one of them as she ran down the street covering her little ones ears. 

The courts have made it clear that this will be her last chance to stay out of prison, so keep your eyes on the headlines.  You may get to hear her screams of passion coming from a minimum security prison one day soon.  Or if shes smart on a video where she pretends to be in that very prison. 

Syndra

are you coming…?

~ by Syndra on June 30, 2010.