Irish Airline Ryanair, is coming to Hell. Removing Seats??

Flight is going down....waaay down.

Ryanair executives are coming to Hell its been decided.  All names on the corporate roster will be sent straight down to the circle where cheapness is punished on an infinite scale. 

CEO Michael O’Leary (I bet he’s fun to have drinks with) hopes to bring in 10 rows of “Vertical seats” where you’d be strapped to a wall for the duration of the flight.  Upside is the tickets would run, for shorter flights only about six bucks a seat…err, a stand. 

We are looking at indicting corporates at Boeing for considering to manufacture the seats for doomed Ryanair, but the word is still out.  Most are on their way here for various other problems, so there’s a consensus that says lets not waste our time.  Still..

The future airline of Hell Inc. will also look at removing toilets and charging for the remaining ones.  How much is as yet undecided.  I’m guessing that four quarters will be worth a lot more than One dollar bill if change is required. 

The UK’s civil Aviation authority is looking into rules violations that require every passenger to have a seat, but in a down economy, who knows.  I’m guessing this gets passed.  If your plane goes down, does it matter if you’re sitting or standing? 

I’d do it if they could make the straps like a  baby bouncy where I could sit with the strap between my legs and gently bounce up and down all the way to Dallas.  Not sure what the turbulence would do to my libido.

Syndra

are you coming….?

~ by Syndra on July 1, 2010.